I Just Took an Eye Exam… In My Bed
April 1, 2026
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I would like to formally announce… I just took an eye exam. In my bed. At 11pm. On a Tuesday. And not in a “I
I Am Officially Old (Or Royalty… It’s Unclear)
March 25, 2026
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I am officially old. Or… I am the Princess and the Pea. Honestly, take your pick. Neither feels like a win. So here’s what I’ve
Shot Day and the Scale
March 21, 2026
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The scale moved The scale moved. Am I happy? Yes. Am I satisfied? Absolutely not. Because while the number is going down… I’m still not
It’s My Anniversary
March 17, 2026
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💎 Too Tired to Celebrate, Too Lucky Not To (Slightly Unhinged Anniversary Edition) It’s my anniversary. And if I’m being honest… I’m too tired to
Shot Day
March 14, 2026
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Shot Day: The Least Fun Game I Play Every Week The shot. I hate shot day. Every week I play the same little game with
Apparently the universe Chose My Next Hobby
March 10, 2026
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Apparently the universe decided my next hobby should be taking care of my health. I wasn’t consulted. I would have preferred something more enjoyable, like
In Defense of Pie Birds
September 13, 2025
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ABriTooMuch Pie Birds Anonymous Pie birds, or pie funnels, originated in Europe in the 1700s as simple cylindrical or hourglass-shaped ceramic vents to prevent
It’s late. I can’t sleep. I could clean a toilet, scrub a floor, or sort the mountain of junk I keep pretending is “organized chaos.” But no. My brain has decided that 1:47 AM is the perfect time to scroll stores for things I don’t need with money I don’t have.
September 11, 2025
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Michaels? Oh yes, Michaels has a sale, and they were kind enough to send me a coupon. My favorite jewelry store? They sent me a
A Bri Too Much: Fireplaces, Finances & Faux French Flair
September 10, 2025
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I have actually made huge progress on my bedroom—like, it no longer looks like a blast zone! 🎉 Now it’s my bathroom and closet
A Bri Too Much: My Inner Toddler Has a Shopping Addiction
September 9, 2025
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Okay, confession time: I have no clue what I’m doing. Website building? Monetizing? SEO? Likes? Apparently people are actually reading what I write, and
Taking Stock (a.k.a. The Bedroom Apocalypse)
September 8, 2025
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Today’s brave mission: taking stock of my bedroom. And let me tell you… there is stuff.Stuff everywhere.Boxes on the floor. Unfinished projects glaring at me
Thank You 💛…
September 7, 2025
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Thank You 💛 First things first — thank you to anyone brave (or curious) enough to take this very personal journey with me. Sharing my